How Not To Transport a Filing Cabinet

Kinja'd!!! "Jonathan Harper" (jbh)
08/05/2013 at 13:53 • Filed to: None

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I'm not proud of this, oh wait yes I am.

Just put the cabinet on top the Volvo said Mom. It'll be fine she said, use the bungees she said. Yes, all three of the bungees, use those, that should secure it right?

Well yes, the bungees worked, in conjunction with the bearded delinquent holding on for his life.

DO NOT TRY THIS, it was a terrible idea but it worked. We only had to go a very short distance.


DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! AddMustard > Jonathan Harper
08/05/2013 at 13:58

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Here's why you shouldn't try this

As if it wasn't (painfully) obvious.


Kinja'd!!! Jonathan Harper > AddMustard
08/05/2013 at 14:00

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Yea...except we weren't drunk. BUT YES, do not do this, we are stupid and we should not have done it.


Kinja'd!!! AddMustard > Jonathan Harper
08/05/2013 at 14:04

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Our neighbor was driving around and her friend jumped on the hood of her mustang, SO FUNNY, so she drove at high speeds up and down our residential street, which was HILARIOUS, and also did I mention that cop patrol in our neighborhood is abundant? Hello officer! Perfectly timed turn onto our street as the girl on the hood is screaming "STOP!" and she's easily going 40MPH in a 25MPH zone. I've never seen a cop move so quickly.

Our neighbors are idiots. Ugh.

That being said, I've had fun on the outside of vehicles before. We used to live on a dirt road and my dad would let me ride in the back of the pickup, standing up, holding onto the rollbar like I was water-skiing. In hindsight, dumb, but so fun.